Thursday, December 30, 2010

Major General Peter Cosgrove

Ei oska vouchida, kas juhtus päriselt, sest salvestist ei ole kuulnud, aga tarnskripti lugedes on üsnagi koom ette kujutamas seda vestlust sellise lõpuga nendele lollidele küsimustele:D Siin on siis tekst ja piltki.


For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!"

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

ikka veel kummitab

No mida teha siis, kui kaks nädalat järjest kummitab? Lõpuks võtad kätte ja põletad terve tunni mingisuguse pasakreekeri peale mille videotöötlusprogrammist välja pumpad. Lilliputini uusi musikaalseid oskusi näeb siit.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Mu elu on muutunud. Nüüdsest peale on minu elul teemalugu ja seda esitab ei keegi muu, kui virtuooselt ebamusikaalne ja kergelt erutunud lilliputin.


Kui kuulata seda ilma pildita, siis on mul tõesõna silme ees üks väike vene maltšik, kes emadepäeva kontserdil täies siiruses, kõikudes küljelt-küljele, käed taskus, esineb. Puhas kuld.